Men have no opinions about curtains. Women can muse about them for days.
Women’s self-appraisal is lower than that of men. Women tend to criticize themselves, while men are more satisfied with their own performance.
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from a hotel.The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 481. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.Men are motivated by conquest. They tend to define themselves by their work and accomplishments. Women are motivated by nurture. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. Men tend to have a "fight or flight" response to stress situations while women seem to approach these situations with a "tend and befriend" strategy during times of stress to take care of themselves and their children (tending) and form strong group bonds (befriending). Women pick up on subtleties and then think about them. Men need things explained IN CAPITAL LETTERS before the message gets through. For men, they typically complain about a problem because they would like to come up with a solution as fast as possible. For women, complaining about a problem is more of a "reel or a way of voicing-out their feelings – because they want their problems to be acknowledged, thereby feeling better – they are generally not looking for the issue to be instantly solved. Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you feel really bad and guilty until you surrender. Men desire a urinal to pee in while, obviously, a woman is willing to put up with his bad trajectories. Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades. Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking on the floor next to the bed. Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that’s it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer. A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, but a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.