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Friday, October 29, 2010

To Burn a Beer? Witch's Wit

   
A person can identify with both sides of an issue. In fact, without a complete knowledge of an opponent's basic proponents, a person cannot mount a successful strategy for success because concessions would be left undisputed. Careful consideration of opposing ideas is paramount to understanding the power of any argument. But then, a proposition can be so well defended by both sides, that further argumentation becomes useless.

Let's look at a definition central to the topic of the day. Is a witch defined as "an innocent woman who was accused of professing sorcery or the black arts"? Or, is a witch defined as "a woman in tune with nature who has a knowledge of herbs and medicines and who gave council as a Shamanic healer"?


A word carries various connotations and often even changes definitions as it spends time in the etymological process. The history of the word provides people a view of the past that may or may not influence the future definitions. Here is the entry for witch in the Online Etymology Dictionary (Douglas Harper, 2010). By the way O.E. = Old English, OED = Oxford English Dictionary, and PIE = Proto-Indo-European.  


O.E. wicce "female magician, sorceress," in later use esp. "a woman supposed to have dealings with the devil or evil spirits and to be able by their cooperation to perform supernatural acts," fem. of O.E. wicca "sorcerer, wizard, man who practices witchcraft or magic," from verb wiccian "to practice witchcraft" (cf. Low Ger. wikken, wicken "to use witchcraft," wikker, wicker "soothsayer"). OED says of uncertain origin. Klein suggests connection with O.E. wigle "divination," and wig, wih "idol." Watkins says the nouns represent a P.Gmc. *wikkjaz "necromancer" (one who wakes the dead), from PIE *weg-yo-, from *weg- "to be strong, be lively." That wicce once had a more specific sense than the later general one of "female magician, sorceress" perhaps is suggested by the presence of other words in O.E. describing more specific kinds of magical craft. In the Laws of Ælfred (c.890), witchcraft was specifically singled out as a woman's craft, whose practitioners were not to be suffered to live among the W. Saxons. 



Which witch definition is intended in various stories and allusions in America? Overwhelmingly, folk tales, the celebration of Halloween, and common images denote the sorceress/devil partnership. I doubt if many people even know about Wiccan beliefs of paganism. Neither do most think about factual and evil intentions when confronted by witch costumes, films featuring an ugly witch, or drawings of witches by grade school children. Or, do they? 

In what has become one of those zany "where did you get the time to think that up" issues, witches are being reexamined. Why? Would you believe a beer label dispute?

Witch's Wit

Witch's Wit (a limited-edition pale ale — “wit” means “white” in Dutch) is one of Port Brewing Company's Lost Abby beers, which the distributor calls "inspired beers for saints and sinners alike." Each beer sports a label that aims to tell a story about the struggle between good and evil. This, being the Halloween season, is a good idea, right? Well....

Vicki Noble, a famed healer, astrologer and spiritual leader in the pagan community, saw only evil in Witch's Wit after a worker in a liquor store called the bottle to her attention. As a professor at the Institute of Transpersonal Psychology in Palo Alto, Noble knew that wiccans and pagans generally are "a discriminated-against segment of the population." Noble said this was because people keep repeating these terrible misconceptions of them. She was incensed at the image of a witch being burned at the stake, so she sent an e-mail to her followers, asking in the subject line: "Can we stop this brewer from their hate imagery?"

Noble used the following comparison. "Can you imagine them showing a black person being lynched or a Jewish person going to the oven?" she asked. "Such images are simply not tolerated in our society anymore (thank the Goddess) and this one should not be, either." (Diane Macedo, "Beer Distributor's Witch Label Brews Contempt Among Wiccans," FoxNews, October 29 2010) So the Wiccans and witches demanded a change.


Of course, everyone -- blogs, Facebook and Twitter -- launched a major assault at Witch's Wit.  An e-mail campaign was also started and, soon, a barrage began to hit the company's in-boxes.Tomme Arthur, Port Brewing's director of brewery operations, attempted to explain that all Lost Abbey beers, including Witch's Wit, deal with religious irony and feature both original artwork on the front and a written story on the back.

According to Noble, this explanation would not suffice for the Pagan people. Noble had these three key points to make in her defense:
1. The image on the label was horrific and there was no reason for that label to be used for the promotion of beer.

2. The label was just another opportunity for men to show a dominating, misogynistic perspective bringing down women and what women have accomplished in the last 200 years in terms of women's rights.

3. Atrocities against witches still occur in other parts of the world. People are unaware of this fact, and the image was discriminatory toward that "persecuted minority."


Tomme Arthur replied, "What I was looking at was this notion that there was a lot of people in the 16th century who would have been sent to a horrific death for potentially committing no crime, and that's what she represents, this woman, this girl…. My notion of this woman is that she's innocent, but we don't know what she did." He said his beer was brewed to honor the woman in the image, and the back label was written to play off of the guilt in the crowd with the message.(Diane Macedo, "Beer Distributor's Witch Label Brews Contempt Among Wiccans," FoxNews, October 29 2010)

Here is the message on the back label:

Whether you're a wonder healer, a caller of spirits or a lover of black magic, they will find you. And on that day, they will boil your blood, singe your skin and make a point to burn your soul to the ground. From that lonely stake, you'll be left to contemplate your life of spell casting, obscure texts and a world operated between the shadows of night and day.

Convicted of a dark art, the crowd will gather to watch as they raze your earthen existence. An intolerable pain is the cross you'll bear that day as you are removed from this righteous world. No one will summon the courage to save you in fear of their life. It sucks. But such is the life of a witch. 

In honor of your fleeting existence, we brewed Witch's Wit. A light and refreshing wheat beer, it's exactly the sort of thing you might expect to find being passed around the center of town on witch burning day. Say hello to the Prince of Darkness for us."



Kris Bradley ("Outrage Over Witch's Wit Beer Label Better Focused on Real Persecution," www.examin.com, October 26 2010) reported Sage Osterfeld, a spokesman for Port Brewing, said, “We have been accused of inspiring violence against women, and we have been compared to the violence in Darfur. It has run the gamut from people saying politely, ‘This is offensive to pagans,’ to people saying we are responsible for all that is wrong in the world.”

Kris reminds the world that 80 women in Malawi sit in prison over witchcraft charges. A recent report by Unicef found tens of thousands of children in Africa, some as young as four, were being accused of being witches. (David Smith, "Dozens Jailed for Witchcraft in Malawi," www.guardian.co.uk, October 14 2010) Have all those witches who are now "boycotting" an American beer had access or the taste for boycotting all the products that come out of Africa?

Kris continued, "While I really do see and share the disgust over the image, it's just an image. Out there in the world, there are real people being accused of witchcraft - beaten, jailed, raped, banished and killed. Where is our outrage for that?" ("Outrage Over Witch's Wit Beer Label Better Focused on Real Persecution," www.examin.com, October 26 2010)

 Conclusions


Maybe most importantly, how does Witch's Wit taste? The ratebeer site http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/lost-abbey-witchs-wit/90856/3/1/ has tons of reviews. So far, people like the beer. It is rated at 85 overall with a 94 for style. One consumer notes the following:

"Pours a hazy golden yellow, inch or so of crisp white head that clears to leave a decent layer. Aromas of coriander, cloves, some orange peels, and some tart yeast. Flavor is dry and sharp, citrus notes and a light bitterness up front, smooth dry sweet grain and honey. Some grainy yeast rounds out the back end. Active carbonation, sharp, dry, and clean on the palate. Overall, a very tasty rendition of a style that’s often not the most exciting. Very well done."

And while the New York Times and many websites are reporting that Port Brewing Company has agreed to change the name of the beer and the label, the company has stated on their site that no decisions have been made, but that they will discuss the label and issues surrounding it at their next meeting in November (after Halloween).

Ms. Noble? Well, she looks forward to a time when she can, with clear conscience, sample a Witch’s Wit. “I think that would be fun,” she says. “Maybe we can make a ceremony out of it.” (Mark Oppenheimer, "Witches Say Beer's O.K., but Lose the Fire and Stake," The New York Times, October 22 2010)

Here is video, extremely well done, on the topic today





Monday, September 27, 2010

Top Five Sweeps Week

Very Little News

It's Sweeps Week on the blog. You know what that means. In a shameful effort to boost blog membership, I am bringing out the big guns. That's right - lots of sex, violence, and weird news. Don't worry. This is actually very critical research to find the intellectual interests of the public -- that is, those people who spend at least ten minutes a day reading such things as blogs. I see I'm already at a disadvantage. Anyway, here are some top fives in various subject categories for your entertainment.


The Top Five Nasty Lawsuits

Thanks to the following site for the information in this section. ("Fifteen Strange Lawsuits,"www.all-top-10-lists.com) You may view more at  http://www.all-top-10-lists.com/15-strange-law-suites-bizzare-stupid-lawsuite-lists/2010/02/

1. While apparently trying to steal a soft drink from a vending machine in 1998, 19-year-old Kevin Mackle was rocking it dangerously. Suddenly, the weight shift was too hot to handle and the contraption fell on him. The man died following the accident. His relatives sued Coca-Cola Co., two other companies, and Bishop’s University in Lennoxville, Quebec (for about $660,000 US in damages and funeral costs) alleging that the machine was not secured and bore no warning signs.

2. 27-year-old man from Michigan was involved in a rear-end collision. Four years later, he sued the owners of the truck that was responsible for the accident. Having suffered minor injuries, he stated that from then on, his sexual relationship with his wife deteriorated, as he was unable to maintain their sex life. He claimed that he had been so affected by the crash that his personality had been forever changed. In fact, he maintained that the accident turned him into a homosexual. He left his wife, moved in with his parents, began hanging out in gay bars, and became a fervent reader of gay literature. He won his case and was awarded $200,000, while his wife received $25,000.

3. An inmate filed a $5 million lawsuit against himself (he claimed that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested) — then asked the state to pay because he has no income in jail. He said, “I want to pay myself $5 million dollars, but ask the state to pay it on my behalf since I can’t work and am a ward of the state.” The judge was not impressed by his ingenuity, and dismissed the suit as frivolous.

4. A woman went to her friend’s house and asked for a haircut. Unhappy with her new look, she claimed her friend had willfully, intentionally and maliciously cut her hair without her consent … and sued him for $75,000.

5. A college student in Idaho decided to “moon” someone from his 4th story dorm room window. He lost his balance, fell out of his window, and injured himself in the fall. Now the student expects the University to take the fall — he is suing them for “not warning him of the dangers of living on the 4th floor."


The Top Five Nasty Deaths

Thanks to the website Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List of unusual deaths for the information on these stories of untimely demise.

1941: Sherwood Anderson, writer, swallowed a toothpick at a party and then died of peritonitis.

1976: Keith Relf, former singer for British rhythm and blues band The Yardbirds, died while practicing his electric guitar. He was electrocuted because the amplifier was not properly grounded.


1991: Edward Juchniewicz, a 76-year-old man, was killed when the ambulance stretcher he was strapped to rolled down a grade and overturned. The ambulance attendants, while speaking to a doctor's staff, had left the stretcher unattended.

1996: Sharon Lopatka, an Internet entrepreneur from Maryland, allegedly solicited a man via the Internet to torture and kill her for the purpose of sexual gratification. Her killer, Robert Fredrick Glass, was convicted of voluntary manslaughter for the homicide.

2006: Sean Caselli, a 22-year-old New Milford, Connecticut man, was struck with pieces of shrapnel in the neck and chest after an empty keg that had been thrown into a fire exploded at a party.




The Top Five Nasty Pick-up Lines

1. "Pardon me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

2. "Why don't we go back to my place and do all the things I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?"

3. "You're the spitting image of my dead girlfriend."

4. "I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

5. "Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew..."


The Top Five Dirty Divorce Tricks

1. This trick is very common. Either the husband or wife takes money out of a joint bank account and puts it somewhere safe where the other party can not access it.

2. Some people have been known to go out the day before the settlement hearing and use their spouse's credit card to purchase all kinds of items that they might need when building up their new life.

3. Even though it is a very serious crime to make false accusations of such events, cruel spouses sometimes make claims that their spouse abused them and/or their children.

4. If one party in the divorce has moved out of the family home and is the primary source of income for the family, he/she should refuse to pay any household bills or send any support until forced to do so by the court. This is one of the steps in a routine called "Starve Out The Other Spouse."

5. A party should refuse to speak with a spouse about anything, including arrangements for him/her to have parenting time with children. This falls into the category of a tactic used by some lawyers to create conflict, create issues that don't need to exist, increase legal fees, and wear the other side down.


The Top Five Nastiest Pitches In Baseball

1. The splitter by Bruce Sutter:  Bruce's success to learning this pitch originated in the Cubs' minor league system after having blown out his elbow. "After he threw it, his fastball looked like it was coming 100 mph,'' Gary Matthews said. "He could throw it for a ball, he could throw it for a strike. It was such a devastating pitch. If you stayed off of it, he'd get a called strike. If you swung, you would miss. He perfected something, [it was] something new on the scene."

"If it wasn't for that pitch, Bruce Sutter would be tending bar in Mount Joy, Pa.,'' Mike Krukow, Giant's broadcaster said. "A lot of guys tried to throw that pitch, but no one threw it better than Bruce. No one.''

2. The curve ball by Sandy Koufax:  Sandy's curve would break straight down, forcing hitters to beat it into the ground. His numbers seem almost unbelievable by today's standards, with three of his last four seasons yielding at least 25 victories, together with three Cy Young Awards- in a time when only one was given out in all of baseball..

3. The cut fastball by Mariano Rivera:  Rivera's cutter breaks so hard to the left that it routinely breaks the bats of left-handed hitters. In 2004, ESPN.com ranked his cutter as the best "out pitch" in baseball. Buster Olney, Moneyball author, described his cut fastball as "the most dominant pitch of a generation"  .

4. The slider by Steve Carlton: Steve's slider was one of the most unhittable pitches in history. It broke sharply down and in and, if the batter got the bat on it at all, he'd probably ground it foul.

5. The knuckleball by Hoyt Wilhelm:  Hoyt had only 778 walks in more than 2,000 innings. He is also one of the oldest players to have pitched in the major leagues; his final appearance was 16 days short of his 50th birthday. "He knew where it was going when he threw it, but when he got two strikes on you, he'd break out one that even he didn't know where it was going." - Brooks Robinson.


The Top Five Funny/Nasty Video Clips

1. Boobies and Kittens




2. Printer Paper Commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb9KeQ6HdiM

3. Miss America Wardrobe Malfunction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqNz61-jneo

4. Miss Teen U.S.A.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII

5. How To Get Rid of a One Night Stand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ojDQ4s5Tn8