The Diva Report

As you have been patiently waiting for reports about the real news, I have decided to use the post today to catch you up on some of the information we most need to know. Entertainment news, of course. What else would still our rapidly beating hearts? Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the diva report.

 

Octomom

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman is now almost completely broke, and ready to go on welfare, RadarOnline.com reports. "The money Octomom made selling access to her life is almost all gone, and reality TV and book deals have not panned out," the web site says. Behind on house payments and without any real source of income, sources tell that Suleman's only choice is to go on the dole. But, the good news is that she is down to 120 pounds from a high weight of 270. And, the "broke" lady sports her new looks on the cover of Star Magazine.

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga is releasing a video message to the public, in hopes that members of the Senate will see it as they prepare to take up the Defense Authorization Bill next week, the same bill that will repeal "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy -- law that restricts the United States military from efforts to discover or reveal closeted gay, lesbian, and bisexual service members or applicants, and prohibits those who are openly gay, lesbian, or bisexual individuals from enrolling -- if passed after Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid tacked it onto the bill. The Senate Armed Services Committee voted to approve the repeal earlier this year, only once a comprehensive survey of men and women in the armed forces had been conducted.

In other Gaga news, it appears she cleared security at LAX with handcuffs since Transportation Security Administration doesn't prohibit them.

Bristol Palin

Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol Palin, will dance with Mark Ballas to Three Dog Night's "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)" on the season opener of Dancing With the Stars. Bristol plans to tear off her conservative outfit mid-dance. Sarah will be in the audience to cheer on her daughter according to TMZ Productions.

Also, of course, the rekindled romance between Bristol Palin and baby daddy Levi Johnston is not off although they announced they were (re)engaged last month. Johnston told Palin that she wasn’t his only teenage baby mama grizzly. Palin said that “the final straw” came when Johnston jetted off to Hollywood for a hunting show, or so he told her. It was really to be in a music video poking fun at the Palin family. “He’s just obsessed with the limelight,” she said “and I got played.” (Jonathan Capehart, The Washington Post)

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and her mother Kris entered the Louvre in Paris during a promotional tour and made their way straight to the Mona Lisa. Fifty paparazzi and other fans started going crazy -- taking photos, screaming their names ... and even asking the reality stars to pose with the painting. In Paris, Kim also bought seven handbags for over $100,000. The handbags were six $10K Hermes Birkin bags, and one $30K bag made from "an extremely rare crocodile skin." And, don't forget the expensive French tax.

Lindsay Lohan

And, finally, Lindsay Lohan is back on the party scene according to Ted Casablanca's "The Awful Truth."

L.L. has been in New York, not so coincidentally where Samantha Ronson  also spent the weekend, and was spotted partying late into the night at the Standard's recently reopened club Boom Boom Room. "From what I could see, it didn't look like she was drinking anything alcoholic," says an insider at the hotspot, who's been around Lohan during her hard-partying past. Fashion weeks past, too, in NYC. "She was with a few friends in the corner obviously trying not to be seen. But at no point did she make a scene either, which is unusual. Lindsay was low-key."

And, you knew it was coming, according to RadarOnline.com, Lindsay has been signed to host Saturday Night Live on December 4.